Who am I, and why am I doing this?

"My cleaning lady doesn't have a car, but she has her own website."  The wise words of comedian Chelsea Handler.  It is true that anyone can have a blog, podcast, website, or even 24 hour live streaming video of them eating vaseline.  Having never eaten vaseline, I come into the blogosphere as a newcomer of sorts.  Probably my best asset is that I have lots of opinions about many issues.  However, since almost being thrown out of Citi Field for boisterously inquiring of Manny Ramirez about the nature of his baby, I've realized that I need to find another outlet.  So this seems to be my best bet.  No I do not have any professional journalistic experience, nor do I have any accolades regarding sports.  I am bad with websites, and am cynical about many aspects of American sports.  And the TSS (which is what this blog will be referred to as from here on out) banner very well may be infringing on numerous copyright violations.  But I will care about this blog, and I will never be afraid to support what I believe in.  I implore you all, loyal readers (mom and dad), to comment and critique everything I put up here.  

This blog is centered around sports, but since it is my blog, I don't really have to follow much of an agenda, so you might even see a post or two about my thoughts Lindsay Lohan, Lehman Brothers, and Led Zeppelin.  I may have 3 posts one day, or one post one week, so loyal readers (mom and dad), don't worry if there's nothing new.  There's no schedule, no limits, and only one rule: This is the last time the name Brett Favre will ever be allowed to be used on this blog.  I will delete anything that has his name in it from here on out.  Don't test me.  I don't care if you write an intellectual essay which details how to cure AIDS and the economic crisis, if I see you make one reference to he who shall not be named, I will delete it.  Outside of that, go crazy.